The Empire of 1st Union Von Consintina is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Luka Khachishvili with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.927 billion Consintinains are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berdin. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Consintinan economy, worth 391 trillion Bosonds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,710 Bosonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1st Union Von Consintina's national animal is the Rottweiler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Court of Owls.

1st Union Von Consintina is ranked 72,243^rd in the world and 92^nd in KAISERREICH for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 418.39 on the Clooney Contribution Index.